The beautiful and hilarious Tootise Farklepants at Vintage Thirty has tagged me for a meme. Now technically this is my first meme. I could make a really crude comment about popping my meme cherry but that's kinda crass and....oh, what's that? I DID make that really crude comment? Well scratch what I just said. See, this is why my mommily loves me and is coming to see me. Because I am tacky and sometimes crude and she thinks I need to have my mouth washed out with soap. Also, she misses the fruit of her looms. Or something like that.
Where was I? Oh the cherry-poppin' meme, that's right! Thanks for reminding me.
So here we go...
What is your favorite quotable line from a movie? The Lost Boys; David (Keifer Sutherland's character): "What, you don't like rice? Tell me Michael, how could a billion Chinese people be wrong?"
Who is the most famous person you've talked to? Wow, there are a lot, having been in the radio and voice-over industries for a long time. I got a hug from Bill Cosby and there is even a photo. Marilyn Manson licked me. I've spoken with Reba McIntyre several times and she ALWAYS remembered my name! I've met so many people over the years I think those are the three most memorable.
How many bags/boxes of potato chips are consumed at your house per month? Can't stand them unless they are on top of tuna casserole. We are pretty much a Doritos and Tostitos bunch.
What foreign food dish do you prepare from scratch and serve? Being that the hubby is British, you'd think I'd have gotten good at one typically British dish or another. Not so much. I'll have to say Bangers and Mash. It's easy peasy lemon squeezy. Oh and tasty!
What is your favorite section of the supermarket? The bakery! Our local grocery has the BEST sugar-free strawberry pie in the whole fucking world! Word! It's like a little strawberry orgasm in your mouth! I would send you some, but that would be generous and when it comes to this pie, I am NOT GENEROUS!
What was your high school team's mascot and what were the school colors? Our mascot was an eagle and the school colors were red, gold and black. Damn, I'm surprised I remembered all that without having to get my yearbook out.
Well now, that was oodles and oodles of fun and not nearly as painful as I recall a certain other cherry-poppin experience I had. Hush up Mom! You too Meg!
Lets see, who shall I tag for this meme? Eeny meeny miney moe...or was it duck, duck, duck GOOSE? Don't know, don't remember actually. I'm tagging the following people and you'd better do this...or else!
There ya go ladies. Have at it!
Now for the ANNOUNCEMENT!
I haven't exactly been keeping this under wraps (no Mom, I am NOT pregnant, remember, I had that little thing called a tubal back when I had the Little Imp? You can stop looking at the computer screen like you've just had a seizure) but haven't said anything about it out here. Being the Twitter-Ho I am, I've mentioned it here and there.
When I get back from our holiday on the seventh of August I am going to kick off ...
I can't say a lot, but what I can tell you is:
If you are looking for a new digital camera, (valued at $200.00) then this is the give-away you want to pay attention to.
If you have a sense of humor and love taking pictures, this is YOUR give-away!
If you have a sense of adventure, this is YOUR give-away!
If you love me, then you will tell everyone on planet earth about this give-away!
Edited to add: OPEN TO INTERNATIONAL RESIDENTS! Thanks Kelley over at Magneto bold too for reminding me!
Go ahead, steal the cheap graphic above and if you can figure out how to make a linking graphic, go for it and whilst you're at it, can you tell me how? I'm clueless. Put the graphic in your sidebar. Pretty please? With sugar on top? Whip cream? What, you don't like whip cream? Please don't tell me you are a Cool Whip fan. Well OK, if you want Cool Whip, then Cool Whip it is.
I'm so excited about my first give-away that I am about to wet myself. Speaking of poppin' cherries, this would qualify wouldn't it?
Alright, there you have it, a meme and a give-away.
I'll see you when I get back from our little holiday which isn't really a holiday but because my folks are flying all the way in from So Cal, I will try and be on my best behavior and consider being the perfect hostess. Or not.
Oh wait...not so fast there bucko!
There will be the occasional guest poster. BE NICE TO THEM! Don't make me get outta my chair now, ya'll hear me?